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Captions in the comments
In the comments for this post, we’d like your caption suggestions for this odd moment captured at In Vino Veritas LIVE!
The photo is from @VicarOfSkeptic‘s excellent set of photos from In Vino Veritas LIVE in Melbourne.
The prize is free entry to a future In Vino Veritas LIVE show of your choice.
Rules: only entries submitted as comments on this post will be considered for the prize. The winner will be chosen by Jason and Dave among entries submitted by the end of 1st August 2011 AEST, though you may continue to play for fun after this date! Don’t forget to use a valid e-mail address when commenting so we can contact you if you win. Our decision is final, mods are gods etc.
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Dave The Happy Singer (
Our voiceover artist Ian Gordon (
“This big”
Why is this hand empty? It could easily contain another glass.
Three bottles of wine plus two skeptics plus one podcast adds to … five?
“Boobs… I like them”
Talk to the hand, I scoff at your petty font
…. and after a few glasses of this very fine white I feel comfortable in confiding that Jason’s penis is this big.
A hippopotamus on a skateboard wouldn’t be able to use a sock puppet.
So using just one hand, I could squeeze on Meryl’s throat… By the way, this is a hypothetical not a death threat!
…over the hills and far away.
Skeptic duck said “quack quack quack quack”
and none of the homeopaths came back
So the light’s were dim, music on, she was ready and I was so pissed I dove my entire hand into the jar of Viagra cream…. and this is as far as I ever got!
“Look how spooooky my Halloween ‘Puritan Vicar’ costume is!”
OK, I have one microphone for my wine and one for my face, so where is the microphone for my talking hand?
How could I have gone this long without adding the obligatory caption?
“GOOD MORNING JOBSEEKERS!”